My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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