idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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