why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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