brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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