I wanna passion pit in your ass
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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