East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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