Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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