We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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