his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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