all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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