My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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