i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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