i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
