we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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