You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
