I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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