first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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