Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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