He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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the liver wants what the liver wants
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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