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  you're like a bully in the Christmas story

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?

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• (315): View more from New York

  yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.

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• (916): View more from California

  I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.

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