Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram