I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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