I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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