i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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