wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She announced her abortion via fbk
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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