Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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