so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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