let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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