Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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