It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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