Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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