That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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