Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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