If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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