What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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