She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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