my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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We had to coat check the pizza.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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