i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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