Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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