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I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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