If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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