Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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