I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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