Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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