You work out of a Hotel?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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