just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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