no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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