there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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