I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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