I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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