You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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