It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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