the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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