I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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