Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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