It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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