She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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